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There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard. Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, “Go get the farmer! Save me! Save me!” The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can’t find him. So he gets the farmer’s şişli bayan escort BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out.
The horse says, “Thank you, thank you, I owe you my life.” Then taksim bayan escort a couple days later they are playing there again and this time the chicken falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, “Help me, help me!!! Go get the beşiktaş bayan escort farmer!!!”
So the horse says, “No! No! No! I think I can get you.”
The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, “Grab onto my dick.”
The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the chicken’s life.So what’s the moral of the story???
If you have a dick the size of a horse, then you don’t need a BMW to pickup chicks.

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